god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
