I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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