Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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