Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
