i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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