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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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