All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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