so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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