Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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