I would go down on you faster than GM stock
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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