i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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