Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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