I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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