Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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