the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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