we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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