ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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