He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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