My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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