Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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