how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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