I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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