Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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