i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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