I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've blown a few things in my day
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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