On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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