We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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