Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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