I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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