well you can't waste a boner
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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