More tranny stories later!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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