I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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