WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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