The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
the raccoons are back...
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