How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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