Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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