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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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