I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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