I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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