Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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