He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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