After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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