Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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