Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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