How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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