Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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