yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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