covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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