i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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