Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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